Help !
Please tell me that I’ve not turned into a petrol-head, but
I seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time talking about cars recently
– and here I go again. I’d like to say first that I never knowingly watch Top
Gear and cannot stand the reactionary ranting of the terribly unfunny Jeremy
Clarkson (made even more foul now I know he’s a neighbour and friend of the
Camerons…). What’s more, at the other end of the political spectrum, I have to
for once disagree with Billy Bragg when he sings
‘It doesn't matter the colour of the car, But what goes on
beneath the bonnet’
Frankly it’s the opposite – I don’t care about the workings
of greasy pistons and oily axles, it’s the finish of the paint, the polish of
the chrome and the sleekness of the wings that does it for me every time. White
walls and walnut dashboard. Style over substance. It is, quite honestly, the
mod in me….
So, after dropping Tin Two at university at the weekend I
got caught up in a traffic jam, not normally a good thing but on this occasion
it was a traffic jam coming out of Goodwood racing circuit and hundreds of the
cars on both sides of the road were classic fifties and sixties sports cars,
polished, shining and out for the sheer hell of showing off. There were MGs,
Jags, Austin Healeys and more – some so obscure that I hadn’t a clue, but all
of them were extremely pleasing to the eye and I’m sure there wasn’t an Astra
or Mondeo driver on the road who wouldn’t have sold his or her soul to swap. If
they wouldn’t then it would be purely because they had no soul to start with.
I wasn’t in the MG sadly – I felt invisible.
As the traffic jam started to break up I found myself behind
and then alongside a wonderful green and cream E-Type Jaguar. I know all the
theories about bonnet length and male inadequacy but surely this is one of the
more gorgeous pieces of British engineering and more than that, it screams
1960s from it’s very core. Every band that could afford it seems to have had a
photo shoot in one of these, George Harrison owned one, the coolest film stars
drove them and – by way of trivia, it’s the only British car to have made it
into a sixties surf/hot rod song – it’s the ill-fated XJS mentioned in Jan and
Dean’s ‘Dead Man’s Curve’. Then there’s ‘Danger Diabolik’ – a very cool/camp
(take your pick) Italian spy film very much in the modernist groove – think
Barbarella or Modesty Blaise, whose eponymous hero drives a jet black E Type.
Even Fender tried to trade on a bit of the car’s cool, as if they didn’t think
that they could match up.
And the unifying factor with all these cars – every driver
looked like they were enjoying the drive and everyone they passed smiled.
That’s got to make it worth keeping them going. I doubt that in fifty years
time a 2009 Ford Focus or even a modern Jag is going to have the same effect.
Now if you want to waste hours - I discovered this new site today the Internet Movie Car Database - now if you think us music geeks are, well, geeky, you should have a look at this - car geeks (sorry, enthusiasts) who have logged every scene that they come across featuring a car and then identified it.... I spent a good deal of time today looking at where all the cars I've owned have featured in films....once you start you won't stop, sorry !
And here's the appropriate music from Boys Wonder turned pretend sixties hipsters on Acid Jazz...
I concur!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great sight that must have been too from Goodwood.
Not *quite* in the same league as an E-type ;-), but I adored driving my white, tail-finned, 1969 Triumph Herald around town in the late '80s/early '90s. Well, it made people smile and, yes, it was a joy to drive (until the engine finally started to give up...) and once even ended up displaying it in a Classic Car Show - unintentionally! Thanks to your mention of the IMCD I see Heralds have appeared in The Persuaders, The Saint, and Danger Man to name but a few... well how cool is that? Also have a nice photo of the Spencer Davis Group in a Vitesse (which is near enough!)
Fab pics here btw - gorgeous.
I lurve that Danger Diabolik poster.
Thanks - its seems we were both taken by the same sorts of credits...I was particularly pleased that my cars had been in Man in A Suitcase and The Avengers ! As for Diabolik, that's a DVD on my wants list, John Philip Law the eponymous hero looks good in the pvc but then of course he was the wonderfully pretty boy angel Pygar in Barbarella too. Its also good to note on the bottom of the credits that another of my early inspirations was in the film somewhat incongruously - Terry Thomas - who had a vast but little known parrallel Euro film career!
ReplyDeleteThe Danger Diabolik poster might be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAgreed e.f. - I've just ordered the film from Amazon and a DD poster (sadly not that one but close) might be just the thing for the new room. Good luck with your move by the way, perhaps your new place needs a large picture of a man in a skin tight pvc suit - how do those things go down in the South ?
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